Thursday, September 22, 2011

More Summer Pictures


Here's a few more fun pictures from this summer. In no particular order...
"Those bubbles totally came from his direction."
One of Noah's favorite pastimes (second only, perhaps, to tormenting Zeus) is to push Eliza over. Any way he can.
In July we took a jaunt over to Brighton, CO for Aaron's business trip. While Aaron was in meetings, I took the kids to Highlands Ranch to visit a few old friends. While we were there, we visited Toepfer Park.
Noah actually loved riding the dragon/seahorse thing, despite the sour expression. I think the sun was in his eyes.
If this isn't the cutest darned thing in the world, I don't know what is.
Since Aaron works for the Rocky Mountain Bird Observatory, we got to go to their grand opening of a new outdoor education facility. They brought in all sorts of cool booths and things to the opening, including some raptors. This is a Peregrine Falcon, one of the fastest animals on earth.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Videos - Multimedia - www.ktnv.com


This is David Miller. He has been missing from his home in Summerlin, NV for a week and a half.



Crazy as it may sound, this missing man is my cousin. I always saw these news stories and felt a twinge of sympathy for the family and person involved. I never imagined it would happen to my family. His car was found in Henderson, NV. Here is the story the local news ran on David's disappearance.

Please be on the lookout for him and if you have any information regarding his whereabouts, please contact me.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Pictures - Catch Up

Here are a bunch of pictures from this summer. For a while there, the technology gods came back to curse my blog again and wouldn't let me upload anything. So here they are, in no particular order...


I realized that I am in very few pictures on my own blog. I suppose it would seem narcissistic to be otherwise, but here's one the kiddies with their mom, for once. We took a trip down by Imperial and had Family Home Evening at Enders Reservoir (as featured in the best seller "Heaven is For Real").
Here's a little friend we caught while we were there. Noah was brave enough to pet him.
 Here's Aaron doing his hunter/fisher/gatherer thing. He caught a whopper of a rockfish this round, and it broke his fishing pole. Needless to say, the big one got away.
Liza had a fun time playing in the water. She LOVES swimming, the bathtub - anything with water.
Liza and Daddy at Enders.
Noah the Little Mermaidman. 
   
I made a red velvet cake mix and let Noah lick the bowl. This was the result. If you're going as anything bloody for Halloween, skip the ketchup and go straight for the red velvet cake mix.
My baby boy turned 3 this July (sniff, sniff). This is a crummy picture, but I just love the look on his face. It was consistent for all of his birthday gifts. We had to coax him to open each of the remaining ones because he wanted to stop and play with the one he'd just opened. A good lesson in being grateful for what you have.

Noah with his birthday cake. It was going to be a pirate cake, but Noah wanted Thomas. I might've known. My first cake made from scratch!
Liza's hair is getting SOOOOOOOO long! I love putting her in piggie tails. She shakes her head to make them wiggle or when she's tired.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

For the Sisson Boys

Several of the Sisson boys and coming out to Nebraska to hunt deer this year. Aaron picked these off his trail camera this week, so we thought we'd give everyone a sneak peek at what they have to look forward to.
More details on our hunting plans later. Yes, you read that right. Our hunting plans.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Meet the Mormons

So as we live in the middle of nowhere, not many of my fellow nowhere-ites have ever heard of Mormons. The Sutherland Branch of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is over 100 miles wide, and the branch building is an hour's drive from our teeny town. So the earth is salted very sparingly in this particular corner.

As such, I thought it might be helpful to some of my friends who may be wondering about my beliefs. Www.mormon.org is as good a primer on The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (aka the Mormon Church) as any, but I figured I might create a Reader's Digest version, and dispel a few myths I've run into while I'm at it. If you have ascribed to any of these myths in the past, don't sweat it. You're not alone. And we're not offended. :-)
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Who we are...
We are the members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. We call ourselves saints (in the non-Catholic sense of the word), members, Mormons, the church, or LDS for short.

As you might guess from the name of the church, we are Christians. We believe in Jesus Christ as our savior and the redeemer of the world. We believe that he suffered for the sins of mankind in the Garden of Gethsemane and died on the cross that all mankind may be saved through obedience to the laws and ordinances of the gospel (faith, baptism, repentance for one's sins, etc.). I think people get hung up on this one because we believe that God the Father, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Ghost are three separate, distinct beings, but one in purpose - the Godhead. Many other Christian denominations believe in the Trinity, which was adopted as a Christian doctrine by the Nicean creed several hundred years after Christ.

So yes, we believe in the Bible and in Jesus Christ. We believe that our church is the same church that He organized when he was on the earth, with prophets, apostles, pastors (we call them bishops), teachers, and so on.

We are also big into some funny things, most of which are not doctrinal: funeral potatoes, green jello salad (with or without shredded carrots), quilting, crafting, food storage, mommy blogs, scout camp, CTR rings, pouffy hair, bad driving, mission stories, family history, pioneer reenactments, home party businesses, and scrapbooking.

Who we are not...
We are not Amish or Mennonites (though we like them both, and we have been known to do barn-raising type of stuff). We do believe in dressing modestly, however, and I think that may be where some of the confusion lies. The restoration of our church in the 1800s took place in the eastern U.S., which I think is where the others originated, which may be point of confusion.

We are not Jehovah's Witnesses (but we like them too). We do send out missionaries - you can tell ours by the black tags. But we're cool with birthdays and parties and stuff. Just no alcohol. Or drugs or coffee or tea. Chocolate is okay (thank heaven).

Though we do not condone homosexuality, we are not gay-haters.

We are not polygamists. No, Big Love is not true to life. Sorry - Mom was right. You can't believe everything you see on TV. As in the Bible, polygamy in the church was a brief, limited practice, but it ended in the late 1800s. (C'mon guys. That was soooo two centuries ago). Rule of thumb: if you see a news article or story about Mormons and there's polygamy involved, unless is was published in 1860-something, it's safe to assume it's actually talking about a fundamentalist off-shoot group or something.

We are not a cult. I seriously have no idea where this one comes from. Each church member and each of those looking to become church members is encouraged to pray and study the scriptures and the principles of the gospel, and to ask God to gain a personal witness of their truth.

We are not perfect. We are mortals and we all make mistakes. Some of us have prejudices. We are not nice all the time. We offend people sometimes. Some of us struggle with the standards we believe in. And we all wish we were doing a little better to represent Christ.

We don't have horns. Again, I seriously don't know where this one comes from. Some of these make me laugh.

What we believe...
Volumes could contain this one, but here's a start. We believe that God created the earth so that us, his spirit children, could gain physical bodies and experience the tests, trials, and triumphs of mortality. He wants us to learn to love and serve each other, and ultimately return to live with him one day.

He sent us to families to help serve this purpose. We believe that through ordinances in holy temples, families can receive divine instruction and be sealed so that their relationships will be perpetuated beyond the grave. Families CAN be together forever.

In the temples, we do vicarious ordinances for those that have died so they can choose to have these blessings if they accept the gospel after death. Please note that we do not dig up corpses and baptize them (yuck). Ordinances are done by a living proxy in the name of the deceased. (That's why we're so big on family history and genealogy.) The deceased person can accept or reject the ordinances done for him or her. Through this work, those that have died without a chance to hear the gospel of Christ will have a chance to accept it and be redeemed from their sins.

We believe in trying to better ourselves and encourage and help each other. We have several auxiliary organizations that accomplish this aim, including the Relief Society, humanitarian aid, the church welfare program, the Perpetual Education Fund, and others.

We believe in living prophets and apostles, just like Jesus appointed in his day. We trace the authority they have (the priesthood) back to Joseph Smith, who received it from John the Baptist, and Peter, James, and John, who received it from Christ. We believe that the priesthood is the authority to act in God's name.

Speaking of Joseph Smith, we believe that he was the first prophet in these modern times. When he was about 14, he (like many of us have been at some point) was confused on the subject of religion and wanted to know which of all the doctrines were true and which church to join. He prayed to God to know, and God and Jesus Christ appeared to him and told him that none of the churches on the earth at the time had the full gospel. Through subsequent revelations and visions, God restored His church and authority to the earth through Joseph Smith and others who helped him.

We do not worship Joseph Smith. He did many great and marvelous things. He translated the Book of Mormon (a book of scripture from the American continent comparable and complementary to the Bible), and he was a prophet chosen of God, but he was a mortal man. So, too, are the prophets today - wonderful, mortal men called of God to lead his church and reveal His will to His children, which is affirmed by the testimony of the Holy Ghost in each of us.

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Wow, that got long. But it doesn't even scratch the surface. I am so blessed to belong to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Our teachings seem old-fashioned and even crazy to some, but I know they are true and that they bring happiness to those that live them. The older I get, the more evident that is to me.

If anyone has any questions about this, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, or anything else, feel free to contact me or browse the www.mormon.org website.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Hamster Melts

Aaron is the true sandwich master. When we were dating, he used to visit me at work and bring me sandwiches. They were loaded with all the fixin's and had horseradish and everything. It's actually part of the reason I married him - because he could make a sandwich better than anyone I'd ever met before or since. And I just had to have those sandwiches.

And just when I thought his sandwiches couldn't get any better, he invented this.


After much deliberation, he decided to name it the Hamster Melt* .  Here's the recipe in case you want to replicate this culinary delight.

Hamster Melts
2 slices wheat bread
mayonnaise
4 thin slices of honey baked deli ham
2 slices tomato
6 fresh basil leaves (you really should use the fresh stuff)
4 thick slices of muenster cheese

oregano
salt, if desired

Lightly toast the wheat bread in toaster. Spread each slice thinly with mayo (light, if you like). Top each slice of bread with 2 slices ham, 1 slice tomato, 3 basil leaves, and 2 slices muenster cheese. Sprinkle each sandwich with oregano and salt, if you're Aaron. Broil open face for about two minutes, or until cheese is melted. Enjoy!


*Contrary to the name, no rodents were harmed in the making of this sandwich.

Friday, June 17, 2011

The Jobbie Awards

My sister Holly and I were talking about what we wanted at our funerals the other day (morbid, I know). I told her that her job was to be the comedy relief for the funeral and tell people my quirky, funny stories. She said she would start with all the random jobs I've had. So I'm dubbing this post the Jobby Awards. Here goes.

Worst jobs:

1st place: My 8-hour stint of telemarketing. I felt like I'd sold my soul to make a buck. Especially when one of my victims said she couldn't attend the seminar I was touting because she was having chemotherapy that day. Boy, did I ever feel like a dog.

2nd place: minion for Propel Media. I was supposed to be helping them with webinars and SEO. I turned out to be a data entry peon that they didn't even take the time to train. They didn't seem to like me at all, and the feeling was mutual. We went our separate ways after about 2 weeks. To put it in perspective, when I got hired on at the laundromat a month later, I felt like I'd died and gone to heaven.

3rd place: In an effort to regain my soul from telemarketing, I told the temp agency to find me another job, which they did. I worked picking product in a warehouse for a vitamin supplement company. It was pretty much 8 hours a day of walking, which did keep me in great shape. But the boss was a jerk, and it wasn't the most intellectually stimulating job.

Most random jobs:

1st place: Reptile handler at a life science museum
2nd place: R&D minion for Hot Pockets
3rd place: Freelance writer on the subject of liposuction


Favorite job:

1st place is tied between reptile handler and reports editor for KLAS Enterprises

Other random places I've worked/things I've done:

*sign dancer
*florist shop worker
*packager at a drill bit factory
*eBay seller
*dry cleaners
*laundromat
*Schlotzsky's Deli
*Tokyo Joe's (fast food japanese)
*day camp counselor
*data entry
*transcriber for Southern Paiute (a Native American language) legends
*conference planner
*dish washer
*whiskey packager (at a place that made cochlear implants, no less)
*administrative assistant
*internal education program coordinator

...and those are just the ones I got paid for. What are some of the random jobs you've had?