Luckily no one has tried to rub it yet. I must say it's a fairly odd sensation to have your stomach be the most protruding part of you. It's odder still when it periodically twitches and shifts from side to side.
Noah is doing his usual acrobatics as I write this. If his kickboxing activity is directly linked to the foods I eat, I can safely ascertain that he likes chocolate, most forms of sugar, and Jess's banana bread.